Ernest: student, aspiring failure, noncommittal goth boy, and confirmed neutral shitposter. Talents include taking lines of poetry out of context and making a mockery of the people I admire.

You are not pretentious, you are a dorklord. There’s a difference, dorklords are genuine.

Ah, of course, I should’ve considered the dorklord factor– it does lower the level of net pretension quite a lot.