Ernest: student, aspiring failure, noncommittal goth boy, and confirmed neutral shitposter. Talents include taking lines of poetry out of context and making a mockery of the people I admire.

Cyrano de Bergerac

literarystarbucks:

Cyrano de Bergerac goes up to the counter with his friend by his side. When the barista asks what his friend wants, Cyrano’s pal freezes.

“Can you just order for me?” his says.

Cyrano orders two well-crafted and artful drinks with panache. The barista falls in love with his friend.