Ernest: student, aspiring failure, noncommittal goth boy, and confirmed neutral shitposter. Talents include taking lines of poetry out of context and making a mockery of the people I admire.

The closest thing to “The Talk” that my parents ever gave me was in 8th grade when my dad sat me down and very seriously told me that he was worried about the progression of my interests because he didn’t want me to “turn into one of those Dungeons & Dragons geeks” and I feel like this says a lot not only about me but also about what issues my parents deem worthy of address