Ernest: student, aspiring failure, noncommittal goth boy, and confirmed neutral shitposter. Talents include taking lines of poetry out of context and making a mockery of the people I admire.

same except it was about videogames with me. I got “the talk” from a bunch of books I inherited from a dead priest, which included like 1960s pamphlets on sexual morality for teenagers

oh man, I derived the talk from a large supply of human anatomy/health science books in the library across from my elementary school