Ernest: student, aspiring failure, noncommittal goth boy, and confirmed neutral shitposter. Talents include taking lines of poetry out of context and making a mockery of the people I admire.

thoodleoo:

me: i think i shall read some ancient philosophy today! let’s see what the stoic epictetus has to tell me

epictetus: look at you, you fucking piece of shit. you care about things? you’re sad when you lose them? what a fucking clown you are. oh your wife died and you’re sad about it? you’re sad about losing your wife you little peepee baby? fuck you. i hate you so fucking much

me: ok then!