



If only
jesus christ

Thank you!
If you subscribe to the multiverse theory I probably am one. Not here, but somewhere. Or maybe here too, who knows; I’m hardly an expert on my own existence.
Nah, I only rate memes
!!!!!
Thanks, dude, wow, gosh, yeah– thank you!!

You see for the past year I’ve been making jokes about hating the sun because my blinds are always drawn and I’m indoors most of the time, so people tend to question me about it, and since I’m leaving at the end of july– never to see them again– I’ve been answering with ridiculous, ominous shit like “the sun has been my enemy for many years” and “the shadows are my home” but now it’s all 110% true, all too true, when will this horror end

NICE
👌👌👌 sign me the FUCK up 👀👌👀👌 good shit go౦ԁ sHi t 👌👌👀 true goals
Welcome 2 the Anon Crush Club, they have matching jackets now
Preach
Well this isn’t ominous at all
I’ll steal your heart, I’ll steal your girl, I’ll steal your girl’s girl, I’ll steal myself; this thieving skeleton casanova stops at nothing [does a triple kickflip and rolls into the sunset]
More of a Claudia tbh; I just want to yell at both of them all the time, forever
