first ask i’ve received in over a year and it’s this

then we prob just do look similar tbh, you’re just not seeing the 95% of the time when i’m not en vogue and more closely resemble some disheveled semblance of a human being

Well, lucky for you I’m always more than willing to accept another soul to keep in a decorative bottle with the rest of my collection

Thank you! Happy (now belated) Byron’s birtyhday to you, too!

more dipsomaniac than standard alcoholic i’d venture, but also they are indeed Like That

So, I was going to my parents’ house for the holidays, right, and while there I got ~interventioned~ by the family (i.e. just the parents) and sent to literal rehab for a month. Fat lot of good that’ll do me, I’m sure.

thank you! it’s getting a little wild right now ngl i haven’t done anything to it in a few days.

Wait what? Whomst is cis here, i’m sure not

Lmao I mean it’s probably a contributing factor, but hey, the past is the past and what have you

You bet

Acceptable thru most formats, I’m very flexible.

Not really, no, currently accepting applications if anyone’s trying to date a pseudogoth aesthete of the hellenic persuasion.

Talk to me! I’m also horribly awkward and bad at carrying conversations but I love meeting people on here and if you’re into the content I post we’d probably get along just fine.

this is too real wow

Wow, this is so nice, I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve this opinion of me but this really made me smile? Thank you, you’re really too kind!